The Circle

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she is smiling. So he goes to his truck and takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back and sees that she is laughing. He is really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard that she is about to fall down. He demands "Whats so funny?" She says,"Evertime you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

Political Joke

Now that we are renaming things like Mount Diablo, Presediant Obama wants to rename the San Andreas Fault. His suggestion Bush's Fault.